THX  and Qualcomm team up
Published in Processors
Tuesday, 10 April 2018 12:39

THX and Qualcomm team up


Want to make some next-generation noise

THX - which is better known for movie and consumer electronics - has teamed up with Qualcomm to create an end-to-end THX Spatial Audio workflow using MPEG-H for the delivery of next-generation immersive audio experiences at NAB 2018.

Trump's FCC wants to take the internet away from poor
Published in News


Gotta keep them stupid

Donald Trump's FCC, which has already killed off net neutrality, now thinks it is a good idea to take broadband away from poor people.

Facebook and Cambridge Analytica scapegoating me
Published in News


Cambridge University academic said he was assured his work was legal

A Cambridge University academic who harvested data on millions of Facebook users said he had been made a scapegoat by the social network and a UK-based political consultancy that is accused of trying to sway public opinion for Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump.

Trump and Brexit campaigners exploited Facebook hack
Published in News


Gaming the elections using 21st tech

Two of the great election surprises of the 21st century, the election of Donald Trump and the successful Brexit campaign might have been the result of a rather good Facebook hack.

Trump blocks Broadcom takeover of Qualcomm
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Nope, we didn't see that one coming

President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump has blocked any moves for Broadcom to take over Qualcomm by issuing a presidential order.

Trump wants to take away your drones
Published in News
Thursday, 08 March 2018 10:52

Trump wants to take away your drones


But you can give guns to children

President Donald Trump has decided that while it is ok to give heavy weaponry to children and then to arm teachers to fight the children, the personal use of drones should be restricted.

Trump wants to ban violent computer games and films
Published in Games


Will still give automatic weapons to mentally ill kids though

Strapped for an idea of stopping kids shooting up schools that do not involve some gun control, President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump is thinking of tougher censorship rules on violent movies and computer games.

Trump considers nationalising 5G network
Published in News
Monday, 29 January 2018 10:56

Trump considers nationalising 5G network


We didn't see this one coming

You don't usually expect the Right to nationalise anything, but Donald (Prince of Orange) is thinking about nationalising the 5G network to make America great again.

Trump sells Norway "Call of Duty" aircraft
Published in Games
Friday, 12 January 2018 09:17

Trump sells Norway "Call of Duty" aircraft


Masterful sales person flogs imaginary aircraft to ally

The shy and retiring US President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump has been telling the world how he managed to sell Norway F-52 fighter jets.

FCC claims US internet is too fast
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Monday, 08 January 2018 10:18

FCC claims US internet is too fast


Might allow the carriers to slow it down by half

As part of its programme of reducing costs for monopolistic carriers, Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump’s FCC is looking at allowing the internet to become slower so that carriers don’t have to invest too much.